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 01.08.2019
There is a lot written about inadequate buyers. It will be positive. When the daughter was born, my ex-wife and I decided to buy a wheelchair, because there was no money for a new one, a lot was spent on repairs, children's mixtures. We found for 1,500 rubles a wheelchair, given together with a pear. Called - to travel through the whole city with a transfer on the bus. I came - the wheelchair is steep, the color is green with orange inserts, unusual, but sympathetic. He gave the money and started calling a taxi because he didn’t want to go with her in the bus. The time was about 21 hours. Taxi is not appointed. The girl seller said that let’s wait for her husband, he will come from work and take you home. I was really uncomfortable and I refused. While waiting for a taxi, she sent me to drink tea. Word by word, she just gave me three packs of baby diapers of the smallest size, one whole and one begun bowl of Nutrilon (a mixture for baby food, a substitute for breast milk) and baby slides and diapers (but all good and obviously smooth and washed). I was wildly uncomfortable, indeed, but if clean, then everything she gave was very necessary.
Her husband came. When he found out that the taxi wasn’t going, he just took me home. I just took it and took it. I invited them to drink tea, but they refused.
My wife, when she saw me loaded with all kinds of childish things, was in shock.
I was very pleased, such a sense of human love I had never experienced again.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-07-31/#1034429
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