I bought my wife new boots. Good shoes from a well-known company. Upon returning home, my beloved decided to try the update and paint in it. Wearing her left shoe, she turns to the only critic nearby (to me, that is to say): "Well, what do you think of my new shoes?" Being, like all men, a purely rational being and wishing to evaluate the slim legs of the spouse in the complex, rather than in the form of a combination (shoe on the left leg and shoe on the right), I answer: "Pymer second shoe, please." I turn around and in a few seconds I hear a voice from behind my back: “Well, what about my new boots?” I turn around, there... The woman wore the right boots, but the left one, the left one, took off!