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 19.03.2009
Yyy: No, I will kill him!!!!! to
XXX: What is it?
YYY: Remember, I told you that every morning we have battles because this lazy ass can’t take off the cheek from the pillow, and is constantly late to work. Sleep until 9, although go out at eight and thirty.
XXX: What Happened?
YYY: And today, he wakes up at eight, and you know why?
Yyy: We have a telephone at work in the morning to wake him up somehow. And you can see in the news was told how the half-naked Italian porn actress stuck, bowed into the parliament, bowed somewhere else. This cat wiped his eyes with the words of OOOOOO!!!!!!! The Syrian!!! to
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