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 19.08.2019
The case was at the beginning of the zero, if I am not mistaken, in 2000, on the day of the presidential election.

Everyone went to vote, and I stayed at home, there were “mamkin” robbers, “papkin” conspirators.

They just didn’t have a plan, as I understand, for the question “who is there?” It was given simply a brilliant answer to “your,” and to the clarificing question “who?“The answer did not follow. They thought, knocked again and said it was Santa Claus, then it was summer, my childhood logic couldn’t merge two facts and I didn’t open, but they morally pressed me and asked to open the door, it was hard, but I didn’t open.

In the end, they did not leave, but returned to their parents, asking, "What are you doing here?“They just gave a brilliant answer, ‘time wanted to know’ and left.

This is how on the election day I met with fraudsters and thieves as symbolic))
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