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 20.03.2009
Two people lie in bed.
She whispered, “Are you sleeping?”
He is: Ugo, I sleep...
Half an hour passed.
She: Are you sleeping?
He is: Ugo, I sleep.
Another half hour passes.
She: Are you sleeping?
Fuck, I said I’m sleeping.! to
She: Sorry, okay, sleep... let’s talk about it in the morning.
He: No, what did you want? Speak to
She: Who are you?
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