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 30.08.2019
My friend's boss bought an Audi cabriolet when they were still very expensive "toys" and not everyone could afford such a car. One of the objects to talk about was the shooting arches, which worked out when the car started to turn to the roof.



A few months after the purchase, he was given the opportunity to test these arches as he lost control of the steering and flew out of a depth of about 10 meters.

The bows did their job, he survived, getting rid of just a few cuts and scratches from the bushes through which he flew. He got out of the car, climbed up the top to the side of the road, and then called the police to report the incident. While he was standing there, the driver of another car, who witnessed the accident, approached to talk to him.

Approaching from behind, the eyewitness asked if he was okay. My friend’s boss turned around to answer, and fell dead. It turned out that his neck was broken, but it was whole until he turned his head and there was a spinal cord rupture.
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