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 11.09.2019
Yesterday I went with my wife to the night session "It 2".

As soon as the final titles went on the screen, the wife stands up and says to the whole hall: "Super movie for the first date! Don’t call me anymore, idiot!” Rapidly comes out.

The horror on the faces of those sitting next door was stronger than in some scenes of the film.

As they returned home, we walked with her all the way. I don't remember a more effective way to get rid of the toilet faster.)
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