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 13.09.2019
I am lying on the couch today, clinging to the phone. The woman takes off her clothes from the dryer and says:

- On Mike's seam broke, stretched in the sides. I’m not that big, I need to throw it out.

I say in the machine:

Leave it for later...

That’s how death looks.
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