It was a trip to the Czech Republic. I rented a car. I went to Karlovy Vary and rested. I go back and already in Prague I cling to the bus and eat, the navigator confidently leads.

Wherever you go, the police. We talked in broken English. I am a police officer.

P. You passed under the sign of traffic prohibited!

I. How to? I was on the bus and didn’t disturb anything.

The buses can come here, you can’t.

Sorry, I didn’t know, can I go?

P is no. There will be a fine.

I. What one?

P. From 500 to 5000 crowns (the crown then ruble 1, 5 was worth).

I understand it (with sadness). Could you 500?

P is possible. Payment immediately.

It turns out that you can negotiate.