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 15.09.2019
has long been. I got a good job in a small company selling building materials. Salary and conditions are fine. On the third day, a strange incident happened to me. I am a smoker. In the morning before work I always buy, but it turned out that the bar is closed, the last cigarette in the pack, well, I think I will buy somewhere in the afternoon. At the stop I smoke this cigarette and as according to the law of the genre, the bus appears. I quickly squeezed it and sent it back into the bag. Working day in the middle, you have to go to smoke, and nothing. I remember that there is a non-smoking cigarette in the package and I go to the street, where there is a dedicated place for smokers. This place was in the corner of a neighboring building. I get a non-smoked cigarette and before smoking it, the lighter slips from my hand and falls next to the urn. I raise the bull in my teeth and start smoking and here I see that the director of the company is nearby (where did he just come from?) He is watching me closely. Here comes to me the absurdity of the situation, because beside the urna were rolling bulls just like mine. This is my bull. - I said, in a tone similar from the side, as if he pretended to him. Of course yours. Throw out. He told me and gave me a pack of cigarettes. Have you recently arranged? The third day. They stood silent and smoked. I thought it would be ridiculous and long to explain would be even more funny. There would be a whole cigarette, and here.



Close to the evening, the boss unconsciously and suspiciously told me to go to the box office. I was given a small amount from some unregistered, apparently budget. It was a long time before the salary, so I didn’t object.
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