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 24.09.2019
My girlfriend married an Australian and went to live with him. They live in their house. I visited them once. Near the green groves. The first night I wake up from someone’s terrible complaints. The first thought that someone is bad (the stones of passion do not seem at all). I wake my friend, I say, say, and so on. He raised his head and, without opening his eyes, asked:

Will they stand?

They stand.

and loud?

and loud.

They are fucking cowboys! He falls on his pillow and falls asleep.

They were really coals.
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