There is a man in the neighboring department forty years old, the nickname was before this story "Ugryumy", and in general Alexander was born. The look is cold, eternally cloudy and silent. He does not go to corporations, does not go to tour with colleagues. Unlike other men, babbniki and ballaboli, with none of the colleagues-women, she does not spin, does not pay for abortions, does not destroy families. In short, he was not noticed in immoral behavior. We come to the accounting office without greeting, only to sign a salary notice or for a trip. An unpleasant antisocial type.
Recently in the hallway, something like a chandelier went into the elevator (there is one elevator in the building that only runs on several lower floors, the elevator compartment is on our floor). The sparks flew, the corrosive smoke of burned plastic from the door and ventilation, overwhelmed the whole office. The people in panic, the alarm rings, all the macho with the screams "fire," "burn," and "save who can" dissolved somewhere in the building, like a whispering aspirin in a glass, and I and a couple more frozen stood in the corridor and proudly prepared to take the fate prepared.
At this point, the Ugryumy approached without hurry, as if he was doing it from morning to evening, opened the distribution shield, licked the rubies. He removed the fire extinguisher from the holder, looked carefully at the label, wrapped his face with a towel soaked with a mineral, and went into the elevator with a phrase of the type "the kind will suit." From the minute was heard the whispering sound of the fire extinguisher released and its coughing, the smoke changed to either steam, or carbon dioxide fog. And everything silenced.
He walked out and calmly said the following phrase:
So, baby, quiet and calm, no panic. Before the arrival of firefighters this door should not be opened, air into the elevator should not be allowed. We go back to work and think about what to feed our husband for dinner. to break up.
So, once and all. I just wanted to hug him and kiss him. His family is probably behind him, like behind a stone wall.