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 13.11.2019
My parents never bought. My father was well earned, and my mother, and the money somehow disappeared. They didn't save on food, bought things, went to the South every year, so probably. On holidays we have a house of open doors - relatives, acquaintances, acquaintances of acquaintances. My mother sometimes complained:

We spend money on guests and people on business.

For what affair?

I recently purchased Zippo!

They didn’t even see the sea and the pastries.

There are Gypsy!

When Sukharev was far over 50, he and his wife divorced and went to the young woman. Mother of Father says:

You can imagine what a cowboy! What was he lacking?

Maybe he was tired of pasta and wanted to see the sea?
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