bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 33 - ]
 18.11.2019
Officials in China. How did I feel it?

Yes, I personally felt how the shootings of wage-taking officials affect the prosperity of the country. I had to live and work there at the time when they just started shooting. The year 2005.

It was amazing how everything changed in my eyes. It’s about the attitude of officials to their duties and, accordingly, about the growth of business, the well-being of the country and every Chinese.

2nd At first, in the first three years, it was rumor – “the party adopted a plan: each year to shoot 1,000 outspoken officials.”

Well, once there is a plan, it is necessary to execute it - to catch and shoot 3 corrupt officials every day, which was actually done.

Three The year 2007.
At our factory in Weihai it was necessary to increase the allocated power capacity, almost twice. I knew from Russian experience that it was hard and very expensive.
When I brought the Chinese official a request to resolve the matter, he almost fainted. In general, the power increased in a week, while having time to remove the old cable and lay a new one for a distance of about a kilometer.
The officer took a Parker pen from me, bought for $100, and recorded it with me in a special magazine.

How the legend worked. I myself did not attend the shootings, although I was interested, as the Chinese comrades explained to me, only Chinese people are allowed to watch the shootings.
I didn’t insist because I wasn’t Chinese.

The year 2015.
The salary of our Chinese factory workers is $600 a month. In 2003, they earned $50 a month. How China flourished during this time to talk too much... you know.
The latest technology and so on.

2019 year.
More than 120 million Chinese have traveled abroad. And it was only indicatively that 10,000 bribery and pests were shot, although they began in secret.
What a result! A surprising result.

By the way, Europe blamed them for this, say, democracy – this is what the Chinese replied to them:
“You have democracy and we have China.”
is genius.

Of course it’s bad to shoot people...not good, but how effective. It’s brilliant how they approached it – the plan!
For 10 years! Three officials per day! Every day, regardless of the time of year and weather.
Just military - three every day, for 10 years, because such a Plan and it is very important for the whole country!

What every official thought at the time is not difficult to guess, although, as you can see, they were brave.

by Valery Ustinov
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-11-17/#1058802
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna