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 28.11.2019
The evening. Local network store, 2 cash stores and 5-7 people on each. People after work are all bored, in reflection, silent. From the parallel row are:"Viiu-viiiu-viiiu-krak-krak-brak"

It turns into a strange sound. And there is Lolik and Bolik, and if more accurately 2 guys in an ambulance uniform with a food basket.

“Comrades, citizens, please miss the ambulances! There are a lot of challenges, at least to have time to eat in the car.

The people understandably began to give up the road, but the man who stood second was not in agreement: "This is what I must give up to you, you are not right, remember paragraph 3.2 pd. There is a signal, but I don’t see the lighthouse.”

The people began to get angry.

Lolik quickly got the lamp and began to turn on / off quickly, Bolik at this time mimicked silk.

- Wooo, boy, another matter, I give up the box.

The guy passed, well paid. Then they turned to the man and said, "Well, you are a frost, you are Nikolaich. On Sunday the schedule changed, you’ll be driving with us for 24 hours, ahaha!”
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