My parents live on the third floor. On the 1st floor below is the bank. The first and second floors are a meter wider than the others. Under the balcony of my parents is the shifter roof of the balcony of the 2nd floor.

Summer night, heat, the balcony door is open, only the frame with mosquito grid is closed. The parents are sleeping. Suddenly the father wakes up and sees a man stealing from the balcony through the room. The father waited for the man to go out into the hallway, took the scissors from the table, quietly followed the man into the hallway (the man has already gone to the entrance door and is trying to open it) and quickly closed the room door until the mother woke up.

The man turns around, and the father recognizes the neighbor by the staircase cage. The dialogue is whispering. The neighbor:

“Oh my, Valery, I’m sorry, I wanted to go here.

Are you fooled? ! to Why is? ? to

- Yeah, I went to the store in the evening, met the root, it all, they drank, one sat down. Then I look at two o’clock at night. He went home, and lost the keys of the tambour somewhere. I'm afraid to call: my whole night will bite me, and I'm tired. So I walked onto the bottom roof, looking at your balcony is open. I think the stitch quietly through your apartment into the tambour, you will not wake up. Sorry if you...

That same summer, parents finally enclosed the balcony.