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 21.12.2019
After graduating from the Kaliningrad Polytechnic in 1984 as a technician-electric, I worked on the distribution in Altai in the forest farm. And as we were looking for a short on one street, it was asked by the forestry house and from a short switched out the seals at us.

Everyone was asked to turn off the food.

The idea is simple, alternately after enabling to check the KZ at home.

Including, anyway, there are KZs, the next floating inserts naturally flew to their paradise. Again, they went around, checked everything, but there people are clever and even twisted the traffic jams, and the traffic jams were completely "yellow", in the houses there were rosettes asked by the counter.

So, we go, look, everything is turned off, and KZ is there. We are already borrowed, tired, angry to impossibility.Soon the end of the working day, and we can't find one shortcut all day. They warned that "happiness will be worse" if the "left" connectors are not turned off.

We take two nails and insert them into the clamps.

Crossed, the rubber up. The nails burned to the raspberry color, then cooled.The nails were pulled out of the clamps, the calibrated protectors were placed at 100 ampères, everything is okay.

Go to watch. And on the street, the bathroom is already dampened.There the self-propelled apparatus was on hollow electricity.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-12-20/#1067197
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