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 08.01.2020
A few years ago I was at a school friend’s wedding. A beautiful couple. A beautiful wedding. There were over 60 guests. At one point the host invites me to the center of the hall. He gives the microphone and asks questions:



You know my fiancé for a long time, right?



From the school desk, I answered.



- Do you know the bride for a long time? - Another question from the leader.



and yes. How they met. I think I was one of the first to learn that he had such a wonderful girl, I say.



It is wonderful! You are the one we need! Can you remember what your first friend said about his girlfriend at the time? How did he describe her? – another question from the leader.



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And here I am immersed in memories. The year 2005. and autumn. meet with a friend. I have not seen him for months. Rain and wind on the street – Peter is still. I remembered our conversation with him. I am a friend. d.



I: Let’s go to the bar. The weather is ugly.



D: Wait and wait. Wouldn’t you mind if we had a telecome?



I: Cho for the body?



D: Yes, it’s just the type I’m dating her. She is not very sympathetic, and the breasts are small, but as a herer swallows! I will go for a couple of months and look for a normal one.



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I usually don't stop, but on this issue I normally do so at the wedding)) I had to come up with something quickly, about how a friend said that she was a cute and fun girl)
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