From the Kazan:
Help the cat.
I have a beautiful, intelligent, intellectual, cute cat, a good cat, a jump and a joke.
He has been a year, which, according to the standards of cats, is already equivalent to a sexually mature man, a predator and a sexually concerned type.
This sexually mature and sexually concerned type is extremely concerned!
he needs help, and better contact with a cute, beautiful, preferably smart and sociable lady, experience is welcome!
My boy is calm, educated, will come with whisky and flowers! Or you can take them in guests.
Castration and sleeping are not offered. It did not help!
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The Zombie Cat >_<