xxx: Keanu Reeves was at my job today and we started talking. In the process, I mentioned that my son needs a donor kidney and that I can’t pay for such an operation right now. He stood quietly for a few minutes, and then went to his car, when he returned, he gave me his kidney.

Yyy: One day I stood at the stop at 6 a.m. I went to a factory in Novokuznetsk. I put my hand in the coat and the clothes ended. I am sad. And there is a man in a coat and a shirt, he looks at me sad and says, "No! And stretches the papyrus "White Canal". I looked at you, Baa! This is a man from the Matrix!! by Keanu Reeves!

Zzz: One day I was lying on the couch and looking at the knot. Then I got my right egg. Scratching was so lazy. Suddenly Keanu Reeves approaches me and says, “How did you all beat me?”