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 04.02.2020
I study once, listen to me. If a girl meets you naked in a transparent coat, it means she has already decided that you will have sex. But you shouldn’t offer her sex, you should give her a lot of unobtrusive compliments, and if she suddenly calls you a perverse, you should still do a lot of compliments and don’t take a moment from her, but don’t touch. If she says - let's drink tea, you have to agree, but say at the same time that she is an incredible mistress, a poet's dream, etc., but you can't drink tea, because. You have grabbed your throat from her beauty, mind, business, and so on. While she’s going to pour tea, don’t stop complimenting and try to kiss her. If you start screaming that you are a perverse and resist, stand back and silently drink tea. As soon as she asks (and she asks) why you’re silent, start making nonsense, about the fact that you can’t hold yourself back anymore, but you understand that she’s a decent girl and doesn’t give everybody, so you’re ready to wait as long as she says. In 80% of cases, you will have sex at this stage. If she’s still breaking or saying something – and how long you can wait, say boldly – like her, you’re ready to wait for a lifetime. In 99% of cases, sex will happen on the threshold, it will hold you back. If after that she will stand in a position, then boldly leave and don’t call her anymore. In 99.5% of cases, she will call you back for any occasion and then sex will be 100%. And if not, then boldly walk her through the forest otherwise then all your life you will go to say compliments and she will need them more and more))))
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