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 07.02.2020
I went to a Jewish company today. At the reception aunt very cute look, we held the following dialogue:

Are you going to coffee?

I - thank you I already drank today, I can't do much;

Could it be water?

I don’t need it, it’s cold outside and I don’t want to drink.

Do you want candy or cookies?

I (already laughing at myself) - too, forced to refuse, as with sweet in the bandage.

Hospati, what a wonderful guest!
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