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 13.02.2020
I liked one girl and I flirted with her. One day, during the trip of our group, we stopped at a gasoline station and she bought me a pack of gum.

I tried to give her $1 for it, but she refused to accept it. So I placed them in her pocket. And she then put them in my backpack...so the dollar started there/here.

We have found stupid ways to pass it backwards. I sent it to her by mail. She turned him in a rubber envelope and offered a little.

Then I decided to invite her to a date on that $1 I wrote, “Would you go on a date with me?”

She said “Yes”



Four years later, I still keep that dollar. On our anniversary, I wrote on the bottom of the bill "Will you go out for me? “” We have been married for 15 years and have 3 wonderful children.

We still keep that dollar.
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