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 20.02.2020
I recently changed the sound of notifications on my phone. Now instead of the usual “day-day” I have “This is the turn!” of the robot.

So here.

I call a taxi to work. I sit in the car and go. Ironically, on one of the lights, a taxi driver turns to the left and I get a message. The taxi driver shocked me:

Is that what the navigator says? ! to

and yes. The castle sound.

At the next turn, he turns and looks at me with anticipation. and silence.

Why didn’t I say it now?

You turned too smoothly.
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