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 19.03.2020
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My daughter is 7 years old and went to 1st class. She liked school so much that she wanted to be a teacher. But since she did not want to wait for the next 15 years, she took all her soft toys and planted them for improvised batches of books. Each handed out a notebook, pencil and with a strict voice began to lead the lesson.
At that time, her mother was washing the floor. I washed everything, only my daughter’s room was left. She opens the door, enters and begins to wash. The daughter gives the phrase:
- Do not get distracted by the strawberries, strawberries, we produce strawberries.
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