The desert corridor of Вуза with world renown. At the end of the corridor, a lonely figure of an old world-renowned professor with a shopping cart running behind him can be seen. He crawls to his former department (formerly because reformers from the Ministry of Education removed from universities and faculties and departments, leaving the educational offices). And he cries because these same ministerial clowns issued orders that the old-professors should come through the entire virus-infected metropolis and read lectures in empty auditories to students resting next to the shelters. What about such? A university with world renown and a billion-dollar budget in fulfillment of these orders of the ministry purchased webcams for as much as 220 rubles, but the professors must bring computers to them from home. What such? Here is a professor in a car computer grandson of 1998. No, the grandson has been in California for a long time, it’s his computer that year’s release. The department has already gathered a powerful bunch of professors and docents trying to connect webcams from the university to compams from grandchildren. The door opens, our old man appears and... sneezes. He straightened, gave a pioneering salutation and suddenly announced with a ringing voice: be ready!! The gathering of fools of teachers (according to Minobra) is also straight and with a pioneering salutation responds: Always ready!! Everyone starts laughing and speaking goodbye to the Rectorate and the Ministry, who invented this strange distance education.

The time will pass, the epidemic will end and the Minister of Education will begin to reward his mad subordinates with his orders. And it would be fair to reward these old teachers who, risking their lives, performed their duty. May God survive this epidemic and these idiots. If they don’t, then who will pass on the knowledge to our children?