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 22.03.2020
Of course there are disagreements, but I am entertained by people who disappear at work and complain that they spend little time with their relatives, and then complain as tired of them.

Yyy: The fact that you want to relax from family and relatives doesn’t mean you regret having a family or having loved them. Everyone needs a rest from each other and a banal time to let go and do nothing. When you have a wife and children, you can no longer stick to the computer after work and decompose foolishly, sometimes scratching eggs hanging out of holes. When you have a wife and children, after work you have to go to the store, buy to eat. When you come home, throw out the garbage, help the children with the lessons, listen to the extremely boring story of the wife that Lenka from work is a bit of a bit, not so looking at his wife. and after the shave to shave the fucker, because "you wander", clean up the house and this is all the routine that takes away the strength. And all you want is to eat a cup and one and a half clocks to glue into the dull bushes, where monkeys throw their shit on people, then go and joke well, sowing the clock on the floor, capitally so, loudly feather, and not throwing a little whisper, because the wife is disgusted, but you have to quickly squeeze out of yourself a cacodemon, because the whole family, including the cat, is already broken in the bush, and you only say Zen. And at the same time, in the apartment there is a constant background noise that drops on the brains. Sometimes you just need a break from all this for a couple of days. I am convinced that wives have their own reasons for being beaten by husbands and children. Even the children have their own reasons, for which they were taken by their parents and they want at least a day to be alone, eat sweets at ease and stick to the minecraft without time restrictions. Everyone sometimes needs to be alone.
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