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 20.04.2020
I work as an expert. There was one very interesting case. One day I peacefully drank tea in a break in proud solitude. The door opened and a 55-year-old man entered. With a scream: "Save, help, we need to examine the lock and the door, and you can also fingerprints." Please tell me the subject matter. The man reports that people come home to him every day. They don’t steal anything, but they put the furniture in places, they wear clothes, they twist the bulbs.

The first thought was waiting, the first crazy in my career. The second thought – I have lived in the white light for a long time, I know about human greed. A man asks if he lives alone, if there are savings and real estate, if there are loved and adored relatives. Yes to all answers! Does the family have the keys to the apartment? No, there was a scandal with her daughter, she became a fierce follower of the pasta monster (or "daughter of Christ", which is the same for me), the keys were taken from her. The thought that the daughter decided to bring the father to a psychic and take possession of property, beats in the head more and more.

The man said he was a frequent visitor to the police and prosecutor's office. However, no traces of theft were found.

Idiots do not work there, if no traces of the breach were found, they are not there. I will not find either. A man is advised to buy a simple camera or video recorder. I say goodbye to him. Until last autumn. We came back with the October rains.

He said there was only one hope for me. He, on my advice, set up a registrator and filmed a stranger entering the apartment and eating his spice. Directly from the bank. I ate almost the whole bank. An unheard of boldness. He took the video to the police, and they gave it to a psychic for some reason. Showing the video on the phone, and there... as already guessed, he himself, personally. That is where I was scared. Without showing up, she said that I will not be able to help, because "we are forbidden from above to enter the police affairs." And advised to go to the experts of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, type their profile. I know that the CPC will not go further, there can work with such individuals.

He refused to go to the MVD, he does not want to go to the psychic again. He said that there was the last sting in the sleeve - he will go to Malakhov, there they will believe him.
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