He worked in Great Novgorod on video surveillance. The general calls me and says:

Addressed here to me, Sever3000, an old friend of our family, you have a good guy, and you can communicate with the client, here is the customer's number, call and solve her problem.

I called, I came, I talked. It turns out, according to the woman in old age, her husband had a young mistress, and they both try to live her out of the light or, at least, to remove her into a psychic. The methods they choose, gently speaking, are extraordinary. Among them were: arsenic poured into a toothpaste, a cross pulled out of the grave, and pulled to the windows of the apartment where the grandmother and her husband lived to craze her, the walls cut with a knife to deprive her of comfort and peace. Traces on the walls were actually present, and fragments of the grave cross were rolled under the windows. The situation is non-standard, you can not refuse - the order from the general, and I took the business - hanged video surveillance in the apartment, near the apartment, under the windows. We watched the video for a week, but in the end nobody was visible on the video, except the old lady and the neighbors under the windows. Even my husband did not come in, and I decided that he changed his experience for youth and eventually went to a young mistress. I, since I did not catch anyone, was a grandmother recorded as the enemy of the people and the bad comrade, whom her husband subjugated. She called my gender and complained that I was doing my job badly.

On Monday, the general calls me to the office, I come in, I sit down.

- Why did you, Sever3000, not fulfill my hopes, deceive, customers complain, how do you?

“Yes, you know, General Director, there’s a silly story at all...

Tell me.

In general, the husband of your good acquaintance had a young mistress.

and stop. Did Takayotovich have a mistress?

and yes. the youth.

Yes, he died ten years ago...