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 16.06.2020
xxx: My mother is named Lyudmila and my father is Vladimir. My grandmother was called Lyudmila, and my grandfather Vladimir. Our neighbor’s name is Lyudmila and her husband is Vladimir!

By the time I was three years old, I had no contact with other people. I was sure that all the grown-up aunts are named Lyudmila and uncle Vladimir. And my name is Asya, but I will grow up and become Ludmila.

Yyy: I was absolutely sure that in any kindergarten, in any group, there must be 2 Dim. Thus e. Me and the other boy. Everyone else with other names. And when my mom and I moved, in the new kindergarten I met everyone and immediately asked, "who is your second Dima?“Well, I’ve been shown that this guy is Dima. That confirmed my theory.
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