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 21.06.2020
I had a companion who could have caused trouble with his behavior. He didn’t imagine anything behaving very challenging. He got it.

He goes out of the bar to smoke. He sees his neighbor in the house, a healthy man, and says something ridiculous-ridiculous to him, he is behind his chest and against the wall. You go out and scatter them.

Or he walks around the city and is drunk. He is like a drunken fool.

He was in our company an evasive ballbuster.  In most cases, he was forgiven. He came out of the water dry.

For a celebration of the New Year, we went for a walk in the city. I went to the disco bar. I ask him to sit down and behave normally. He says it is good. I met the girls. We sit to rest. We danced once in a row. He is pushing someone. He is properly commented. And he starts screaming all over the room. I tell him to calm down, I apologize for this fool and take him out to smoke.

I am ashamed. I suggest not to go back and leave. Comrade disagrees that there is our drinking. I say fuck her. He says his jacket is there. There are documents in it. I’ll have to go back and take it. We approached the entrance and the guards refused to let us. I say I take my jacket and go. They are not and that’s all. You behaved like a fool. Please call the chief. They then allow me to enter and pick up the jacket for me. There is no comrade. I say OK and I go. I walk a few steps and I hear behind my back, "U@@@@@@ki, just try not to let me in! I will break your cheeks! I will tear your teeth!” I turn around and see that this fool has come in after me for some reason and the guard is pushing him out. After screaming, they started beating him. I stupidly want to stop this and run to them and here from some side comes a blow to my jaw, I turn to the offender slightly lost and on the other hand someone mirrors me exactly the same way. I fall on my back trying to catch something. And I accidentally break the mirror at the entrance and the nose of some beautiful girl. I beat my head around the corner of the staircase and blink like a candle on a dune.

I woke up on the street under the disco bar, my head rested on the knees of the girl sitting on the bench with whom I broke my nose. I was also lying on the bench. Her boyfriend stood next to her and helped her wipe out the blood from my head. I was ashamed. A man and a woman said that nothing was wrong. They wanted to call an ambulance. I touched my head. There would be a brain shock. He smiled at the absurdity of the situation. Thanks to guys. and stood up.

By the way, your friend was knocked out immediately and thrown out into the pit, and then his jacket on top. The guy said so. “We put him on a neighboring bench.” I look back and sit. I woke up. and smoking. I approached, looked at him, and when he said something, he turned and left.

Since then, I have given myself a promise never to talk to fools. For almost twenty years I have not broken him.
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