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 23.06.2020
Having obtained the rights and after buying a car, she decided to build on the experience of taking her husband from work at night, his change ended at 23.30. The first trip left an impression for a long time.

I took my husband and went home, we went, and in front of the DPS crew, the employee masks with a stick, I brake and come to the side. In the head is empty, there are thoughts that at least in the auto school told how to behave and what to do. The employee approaches, I drop the window, he appears and asks for documents. And I ask:

Out of the car?

No, unless you are a drunk driver.

And in my head the thoughts will jump, "and on March 8, GAI employees gave tulips to girls who followed the rules. And now, probably, decided to take a joint action against drunk driving.”

What is the action? Tell me more, I would participate.

At this time, the man begins to cough. The employee looked at me with suspicion, it was visible on his face that he had gone to reboot. Here he guesses to look at VU more closely, turns around and looks at the date of receipt (2 weeks ago). He begins to roar and says:

Action for those who are drunk driving.

No, thank you, I will not.

Here he looked so compassionately at my husband and wished him (just not crossed):

I want to get home in full.

The husband then roared for a long time and told the men what his initiative wife was.
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