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 23.06.2020
8 March.

The boss together with the male team on the table at work. Well, personally from him a bouquet of flowers for each woman and a small money surprise.

One of the employees gave my partner a chocolate tile. She thanked and put it in her bag. We sit at the table and joke. We talk, as usual.

After a while, her partner is about to leave because she needs to get on the bus. Sergey (the one who gave the chocolate) breaks down and takes it seriously:

Where are you and have a chocolate?

She is:

I drink coffee at home, but I don’t want to.

He is:

- Break me half then, I thought we would eat it here together.

Valerie is confused. He gets Milka, breaks, stretches Sergey. is leaving.

Sergey turns to me:

I paid for it, so I also have the right.

The Chief:

Yes, Sirogah, you will be unmarried for a long time.
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