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 27.03.2009
XXX: What happened to the serpent? He is sad and does not want to talk.
Yyy: We fought :' (
xxxx... for what reason?
YYY: I had a tough day, I was very tired. At night he started to squeeze, I’m sweet to him, my head hurts...". He immediately- “OK, good night” and turned away. I was a little surprised, asking if I was offended. No, he says, tired today, I want to sleep... In the end, I found out that even if he doesn’t want sex – he still always sticks to me – typically as it is – the girl is unhappy. I don’t care if I’m a girl:'(
XXX is...
That is, when you don’t want sex you lie that you have a headache. And when he doesn’t want sex, he doesn’t show sight. Were you offended by that?
YYY: Yeah... I don’t like him at all.)
xxx: yeah, you remember the silk with me the first time we ate and we got into the debris. How you brought him home asleep, took a walk, and when he did not remember anything, I fooled him that I pulled him to you and dropped him and forbade me to tell. I called you the most adequate of the present-day representatives of the fair sex.
YYYY: Well
You just proved that all the girls are idiots.
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