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 05.07.2020
The story was told, which happened in the early 00s, in the almost pre-internet era, when it was considered a special whisper to congratulate a person by calling the radio.

And here, the local radio station, there is a congratulatory broadcast, a girl named, judging by the voice very young. The girl, the leader.

Good morning, what is your name?

Hello, my name is Alina, I want to congratulate my best friend!

Q. What do you want to congratulate him with?

Today is the anniversary of our friendship with him.

A. What a symbolic event. How many are you already friends?

D is 6 years.

B – How great! Congratulations from our radio station. What would you wish a friend?

D - I want to wish him all the best, find his love and happiness! Sasha, be careful, your half is probably somewhere nearby and is looking forward to your attention!

Good wishes and words, Alina. Which song will you order?

D - Put him the song of Nirvana - Rape me!

A. Very pleased, thank you for calling.



For those who taught German at school, rape me - rape me. And I’m just wondering, was Sasha this time attentive, and deceived this code, or was he dumb like all the previous six years?
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