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 05.07.2020
She divorced her husband and decided to make a repair. For the little things - to level the wall in the room, paste the wallpaper under painting and paint. During the day work and study, so the repair had to be done at night (the spatle wall was lubricated silently and the neighbors were not disturbed).



On the eve on the site couchsurfing (the site for travelers and learners, I can write in more detail in the comments) saw an advertisement from the Spanish, saying "A week I come to your city to work as a teacher of Spanish, who wants to meet, show the city, learn to cook a paella or who needs help with Spanish write" Under the advertisement there were many messages, I also wrote a message write as you come, I will take you a tour.



So, late in the evening, I drive with the repair, I get a message from the Spanish that he is already in the city, and generally how I do business and what I do, or he is now collecting a bowl to go to the bar. I honestly answered that I am now painting the wall in the room and plan to paint it until morning. He said, “Do you want me to help paint?” He thoughtfully turned his finger into the whisker and asked, “Are you sure you have nothing more to do?” Of course he wants to help me! Oh well ok. She came, poured him tea, served blends. I asked where the room was being repaired. I drive into the room, the cabinets are all shifted to the middle of the room, their contents are rolled around, such a mini post-apocalypse, I give a bowl with paint and a roll...



By 3 o'clock all painted, I suggest to take him home, he was a little confused, but agreed. When he approached his house, he said

In Spain, when a girl invites a young man into her room, it does not matter under what pretext, it is to have sex with him. I thought about painting the walls you spoke figuratively

- Welcome to Russia, if the girl invited at 2 o'clock at night to paint the walls, then you will paint the walls)))
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