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 28.03.2009
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Coins, especially copper, when raised from the ground, have such a green
and oxide. There are many ways to get rid of it, one of them is to cook it.
Coins in vaseline oil.

In the morning after the excavations, with a melting of rye, a two-day chestnut and azzky
With a glow in my eyes, I went to the pharmacy for the above oil. The feet, then
the many kilometers of march in the forest, hurt so that the walk reminds
wounded under a penguin’s tail.

I go to the pharmacy and stand in the line of two people. Five minutes later in
pharmacy falls teenagers in the amount of three pieces, clothes
glass shelf with condoms, fingers show, joke, jokes
Various themes are released. Of course, at this age.
Condomers are seen as funny, not as they are now. Suitable for mine.
In turn, I ask:

Is there vaseline oil?

The youth, hearing the victim for jokes, was alert.

Now, for a moment, I will see.

The pharmacist goes to the pharmacy.

The young people started shaking behind their backs. I hear... Vaseline... ha-ha...
Smelt... ha-ha... But not evil so, with humor, ha. From the Pharmacy
I hear the voice of the pharmacist:

There is! I will bring!

Teenagers don’t stop behind their backs – there’s... luck... and then no.
Vaseline... And here I feel, I am tired of their one-sided humor. ORA through all
The Pharmacy:

What is the oil in you?! to

In hundreds of bottles. How much do you?! to

I turn my faint and unbroken face to the instantly quiet youth,
I count them in every finger. and raise two,
Three...

The Three! Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.! to

The sound has not yet reached the pharmacy subsoil, but children, humiliating records
Negro runners, already rolling acki lice from the scapider, somewhere on
The neighboring street.
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