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 19.07.2020
I often read on Picaba stories about the greed and "adequacy" of individual personalities, but usually in my life I rarely encounter such, but today has become an exception.

I went to the nearest shopping center to buy rolls in a local store. There at 21 starts the sale of the remains of what they have prepared during the day. From 21.00 to 21.45 discount 20%, from 21.45 to 22.00 discount 50%. People thirsty for the maximum discount, start to get in line much in advance and wait for 20-30 minutes.

I approach the seller, about 21.30 and take the last 6 pieces of Philadelphia, some last with acne, in general I pick up a large box for my whole family. And then the aunt from the row indignantly and reproachfully says to me, "Wow, could not get in the row? You see, people are standing. I would stand and wait with everyone.” Apparently the aunt in her head has already planned what she is going to take now and how delicious she will eat, and there is a breakdown. I answered, of course, that nobody hindered her from buying rolls as she came and not standing in a row, but for her I remained a bastard who doesn’t think about others at all)))
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