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 07.08.2020
Years ago, I walked around the city and found a new bar.

A roaring guard said that today there is a local rapper's concert and the entrance will cost us 100 rubles (at the time, 2 glasses of beer in a good institution)

We explained to the guard that we wanted to just sit down and the concert didn’t get us anywhere, only we were going to leave, as the guard breathed, that the bar was almost empty and allowed us to enter for free.

Later, we loved this bar, got acquainted with the guard and, given our average check, we were always allowed to go to the concerts of local strangers for free.

One day, the system suddenly failed.

The guard at the entrance said that he would not be able to let us in, given that today the literary evening of local poets and the hall is full.

So many that there are no paid seats.

And, although we had to look for another institution, the mood was wonderful, even the pride took for our little Peter.
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