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 07.08.2020
As he went to the doctor, the tooth of wisdom removed. We are asked before anesthesia: do I smoke, do I use drugs, etc. I thought it was important for the amount of medication and the effects of anesthesia, so tell the truth, I said I smoked marijuana. The doctor asked how often and removed the tooth in a couple of minutes, I didn’t even feel it.

A year later, another wisdom tooth was removed. I thought I’t tell the truth about the grass, because I was ashamed. When he sat in his chair, the doctor looked at me and said, “I remember you, you are the guy who smokes grass.”

He is now my regular dentist.
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