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 07.08.2020
XXX: Thank you very much. Now you have to understand how to program. At least at the infusion level of shoes))



YYYY :

Here is the factory. The big factory is a dozen workshops, in each hundreds of machines and thousands of people on machines. And there is a team of five people, you head the factory, you serve it. Usually the plus-minus plant works on its own, yes, sometimes you need to fix something, can repair the machine, can whiten the walls, but overall everything is calm.



But here comes to you the owner of the factory and says, I want the workshop No. 3 to produce not just figs, but figs with batches. You almost remember that there is such a workshop, there are such machines, but exactly where - you do not remember, because the last time you looked there a year ago, and since then someone else has changed something. Well, you pretend, guess and say, I will do it in a week.



You go to the workshop - and there mother does not burn, the conveyor spirals goes from the basement to the ceiling, part of the machinery grown with a web, because they do not do the details at all, other futuristic ones, which you see for the first time in life, but unassembled, so work, and in general, it all resembles a labyrinth. The light barely burns. You see in the access book, who was the last here to change something - and he resigned, and you start to understand.



You have three days to go to find where the figs are stamped. One day you scratch the site under the branch of the conveyor, two days you put new bandic production machinery, you allocate the work of the workers and the ur! The first figs with bands float somewhere deep into the factory. Well, you think and go to rest. This is Bats! colleagues resort to you, they say, something in the shop No. 7 machine was spelled, you need to see. You’re going to look at the machinery at workshop No. 7, and there’s also a maze, but another. Machines are different. They are not on the floor, but on the walls. Well, okay, go into the machine, and you find in it a trick cut off spelled. Something is not clean. You see where the figovina with the batch came from – of course from the 3rd shop!



You run back there to find out, and it turns out, the No. 3 shop produces figs outside, and for the No. 4 shop, which packages them and shells them in the No. 7 shop, and the addition of batches you did on the conveyor leading to the No. 4. In the foam you rework, but it is too late, said that a week will go and here the second has gone. And finally you are glad to watch the figs with bands leave the factory territory!



Here, the owner of the factory comes to you and says that a new machine has been put in workshop No. 2, and because of this, the rest are not working, and you should look. Well, you remember, it was not difficult there, in a couple of days you will cope with it, and with a happy smile from the successful bandits you go to solve a new task.



And after a month they say that figs with batches are bought worse than without batches, and you should remove the batches.



P.S. In normal companies everything is usually a little more iris, but generally so
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