I sat down at night, drank a beer, watched a series. At three o’clock I remembered that my friend’s birthday had already begun. Knowing that a friend with humor and not offended decided to call him immediately and congratulate him. I called, but he did not take the phone. I think okay.

The next night, I sleep, exactly at three o’clock, a friend calls, takes the phone, asks, “why did you call?”))