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 17.08.2020
My sister’s daughter is 4 years old. She and her husband went on vacation. With them on one plane flew acquaintances. They have a son of 3 years.

In front of the plane, the boy was angry. The first time he sees an airplane, and it is huge, noisy, roaring... generally scary.

I’m not going on the plane, I’m afraid.

Father told him.

Don’t worry, we’ll get through the plane and get on the bus. We will not fly on the plane. We will go on the bus.

The boy believed his parents and calmed down.

Sitting on the plane. They fly.

The boy is playing with my niece. They paint something.

(P - nephew M - boy)

Are you flying on a plane for the first time?

M did not understand. Are you flying in the plane?

P is I yes, and you?

Noah, I’m on the bus.

The nephew separated the boy. She did not want to play with him anymore.
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