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 24.08.2020
eight rubles

I earned the first eight rubles - when a friend and I came to the vegetable market, the seeds to bite, crawl. And one seller offered tomatoes to be guarded while he was in business. We were 11 years old.
I sold all the tomatoes at the average market price. People approached and asked. Asked to sell.
I asked the neighbor at the place:
How much are your tomatoes worth?
He put on five copies. The goods were terribly beautiful.
This owner comes and let us say that the price is too low for such a product. And then asked the "neighbor" how much he sold and looked at the empty pots in his house!!! He gave me five and three rubles!! to

He would trade his goods for ten more days.
And then two boys in a couple of hours, with angelic eyes, sold beautiful tomatoes, wholesale, but for retail. Not knowing anything about trade.

It was in mid-July.
When my uncle offered to work for him: to sell tomatoes, we and Lechka agreed, not thinking!
They ate ice cream and candy. But his conscience rebounded and he gave the money to his mother. My mother looked at me and my father looked respectfully at me.
I earned 150 rubles in a month!!! Would you see my parents’ eyes when I pulled out the money!!! Rubles and rubles.
It was a bunch of money!

A new school year has begun. I did not go to the market anymore. Students and classmates were more interested.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-08-23/#1136483
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