A success story for you? I have them.

I’ve written about the aunt here. She loves to get stuck in all sorts of stories, and so cleverly that she flaps the shit and everyone around her and still has to solve her problems.
This is a very recent story.

The case takes place in Germany. There is a maid in my apartment, not far from us.
tk. She may be bored, she loves to call me and my wife at any time of the day. The conversation begins as follows: “Oooooohayjj, уууумираю, call the daughter!”
And then talk with calm for an hour or two. I would have believed her if I had not known that my grandmother loves to lie and simulate.

And here's the phone call in the evening, just after Malakhov, or what she's looking there. “Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh“”
And the "doc" takes the bathroom, which I told her and that the psychological unloading phone is temporarily unavailable.
Immediately sprinkles from the tube, “How do you talk to your wife’s mother?” Give her a phone right away!! And all this with lukewarms.

We have not been together with her lately. I recently left a grandfather Alfons who took her money. And it came to me when she came to me with the request, "Zyatek, give me money."
Well, this is another story.

I asked, are you really dying? Immediately the tone from the boycott-aggressive is changed to the "dying swan."
Once you die, help will come. I called an ambulance.

The story was told to me by a police officer in the area.

The ambulance quickly arrived at the address. The aunt, thinking that it was her "daughter" opened the door, where she was taken into circulation - like they went to the hospital.

Here we have to say that the ambulance in Germany does not deal with treatment (with rare exceptions) - there are sanitarians, whose task is to bring the patient, preferably alive, to doctors to the hospital.

The mother-in-law at the sight of the sanitarians fell into rage, scattered them like cats and threw them out of the apartment.
Well, the sanitarians suffered bleeding, rejoiced that they did not bite and said with a clear conscience - not our profile and called an ambulance from a psychiatrist.
They came, courteously knocked on the door, and when it did not open, they called the police. The police quickly joined - in response silence - the grandmother hid.
Now it is impossible to let the matter go on its own, suddenly the grandmother lies in the apartment unconscious? They called the firefighters to break the door. When they opened the door and asked Grandma to go out, she naturally opened up.

Well, word by word, the sister at the table, agreed that the grandmother kicked the policeman, which Tom did not like very much.
This is how the grandmother was broken on the painful, wearing handcuffs and hands - the legs were taken out of the house and thrown into the police lunar vehicle. And not from the first attempt - she managed to strike there on all sides, but what can a weak, elderly woman do in opposition to the roaring police officers with rubber bows? I don’t know why the police took her, not the psychic.

Late in the evening, the phone rings, the wife comes. The wife's eyes are rounded, the tube wraps matts on the whole apartment.
In general, the hooligan was tainted with the use of violence. Somehow, the lawyer flattered, but had to pay a fine not chilly.
Who was at last to blame, guess?
One thing I now understood with certainty - if the grandmother was barely twisted by 4 dozen men, and even the crowns were received simultaneously, then to death she is still oh how far!

by Aibo