The son went to high school and decided to ask him about a new learning experience with a lot of new teachers. I liked the story of the teacher:

Captain of the second rank, sniper, c. m. s. in sambo, veteran of Punic wars, owner of a purple belt in parachute jumps. Those who will behave well will teach the art of killing by pressing on secret points, the rest will become a guide for learning...The most conservative subject, it seems.