Calls a friend who works in a Chinese company in Moscow:

We are moving to a new office!

What’s wrong with the old man?

“The main company was tired of receiving losses reports from us and they sent a Feng Shui specialist to solve our financial problems. That couple of months spotted around the office, looked at the maps and delivered a verdict – “the office in the center is bad, a lot of poor energy. The office should be in the south.”

What is the problem, what are you worried about?

"I live in the north and now I have to drive twice as long and further, even if I quit.

- Don't think, you can't be fired from a financially successful company with huge prospects.