We bought a townhouse in the suburbs of Toronto. I decided to move, but eventually I had to sell it. All because of the neighbor. The case was so.
When I first came home, I found a car in my driveway.
“Nothing terrible.“I thought I called the neighbor.
“Is this your car?” I asked him.
“Yes my own! I will keep her here!” He answered loudly.
I opened up, blocked his car and began to evaluate the situation.
A few minutes later, the neighbor said, “Immediately drive your car away or I’ll call the police!”
I did not react. Within an hour, the mentions come and say to me:
“Well, of course you are right, but anyway, you shouldn’t call the police on such occasions.”
“Yes, I didn’t call you. It was he who called.” I declared.
“Oh shit, it is true! A shit at all!” The police officer said and forced the neighbor to remove the car from my site.

A few days later, a neighbor demonstrately brought his dog onto my lawn.
I asked him to clean up.
“I have full right! You will be angry, I’ll call the police!” He declared
I sent it to the cock, in English, of course.
Then everything repeated. The same man came and said:
“Well, of course you are right, but anyway, you shouldn’t call the police on such occasions.”
“Yes, I didn’t call you. He called it. And what to do in such a situation: he will not allow me or you to live in peace?” I ask
“The next time, we’ll give him a fine for a false call.The police officer promised.

It was a sin, I could not stand. The next day, when the neighbor came out into the yard, I showed him the facts.
Nearly in the aftermath. Almost because the policeman came to him right away. Apparently he began to write a fine, because there were screams and motherhood. In English, of course.
The neighbor took me by in handcuffs in the police wreck. He shouted something to me, and I could not stand up again and asked a police officer I already knew:
“It should be, and it looks so decent! How many people did he kill?”
The policeman struck me and they left.