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 30.09.2020
This happened in 2009. My friend met a young man in 2008, he was 22 years old and they were both military, he was sent to serve in another city and for a year they had a phone relationship, so he tried to come to her for a weekend once a month. In 2009, a friend had a couple of weeks vacation and she went to her friend, he worked in the afternoon and came home for lunch. After another such lunch she decided to walk to the store and on the way to carry him to work, dressed in a sports suit, shoes and took a bag, he was in shape. They walk through the street and a young man asks her, "Do you have a passport with you?She says, “Yes, it’s in the bag.” MCH: “Here is the ZAGS building across the road, let’s go and find out how to file an application for registration...” They went in, began to find out what and how, the employee of the ZAGS began to tell them everything, and then said, "Let's let me write you right now? “” They were confused for a couple of minutes - they took and agreed))) The bridegroom in military uniform, the bride in a sports suit and shoes... They even have no photo from the registration, but still live together, two children were born (a boy and a girl). Her parents didn’t believe her until she showed her passport and marriage certificate, and they didn’t see the bridegroom before marriage. So I walked to the shop.
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