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 02.10.2020
It was at the end of zero. I was picked up with a Toyota diesel at the service. I provided spare parts myself. Purchased in Exeter. I needed a package, yes. The full set for some reason was not available, so ordered separately by nodes, or even batch.

I come to receive. Instead of a RC for the entire head of the engine, I get one pad. The dialogue:

I am sorry. According to this number in the catalogue listed dozens of items. Why only one came?

Everything is right. With this partner, there is only a patch under the head.

At this price, it is made of platinum. Secondly, open the catalog now with me and look at the scheme and the list of details included in this partner.

We open and look.

Well yes. The idea should be a set. Do you refuse to order?

by itself. I want the advance payment back.

Then we put you on the blacklist.

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